Rosa didn't really know Beaker, but wasn't that the kid who actually wanted to be launched out of a cannon or something over the summer? And she knew Amaya, who definitely had shared with her some of Beaker's more...Beaker-like moments, so that gave her a few ideas on what to get the kid for this Secret Santa thing.
So, Beaker, enjoy your new bubble wrap suit with extra bubble wrap, delivered to your room at some point on Monday. Rosa had a feeling it would be...ummmm...put to 'good' use.
"Wow, I really don't need to know about what kind of toxic shit you've got under your bed. That is between you and whatever god you worship. And possibly your maid service."
Yeah, so Navaan had class today, but she wasn't actually following any of the rules, just spinning the wheel and making phone calls. And sometimes not even bothering to spin the wheel.
Which was why she was just texting Beaker a picture of her, uh. Assets.
And she got back a string of peaches, eggplants, cheese and pizza emojis. (Beaker didn't quite get the reason behind food emojis' other meanings, so he just picked a bunch.)
Well, finally! Navaan knew he would come around eventually. If someone went too long without orgasming, their balls would explode.
"HA! I knew you wanted to fuck! Finally tired of celibacy are you? And wait, did you say you wanted to fuck on a grave? Yeah, I could be into it. Call me. And heyyyy if your schedule is open, guess what! So are my legs!"
After Thor had yielded reality back to Don so he could get ready for his jaunt to Albany the next day, Don made a quick call.
"Hey, listen, ignore a weird message you might have gotten earlier about not having sex with me. I'm totally interested, although, uh, it's gonna be a no on the raccoons. But yes on the ropes."
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Stupid Secret Santa Stuff.
Date: 2018-12-25 01:22 am (UTC)So, Beaker, enjoy your new bubble wrap suit with extra bubble wrap, delivered to your room at some point on Monday. Rosa had a feeling it would be...ummmm...put to 'good' use.
PHONE DAY!
Date: 2021-04-01 03:41 pm (UTC)"Wow, I really don't need to know about what kind of toxic shit you've got under your bed. That is between you and whatever god you worship. And possibly your maid service."
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Date: 2021-04-01 06:19 pm (UTC)"I don't imagine I'm the one you're looking for, but we can meet in the park if you'd like. I'll bring an evening picnic."
Wacky Phones 2021
Date: 2021-04-01 10:59 pm (UTC)Illyana just had no idea that she hadn't exactly called WAYNE. At all.
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Date: 2024-06-13 11:27 am (UTC)Which was why she was just texting Beaker a picture of her, uh. Assets.
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Date: 2024-06-13 02:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-06-13 02:40 pm (UTC)She sent back thumbs ups, stars, and pineapples. Awww...yeah?
Phone day
Date: 2024-06-19 10:28 pm (UTC)This was better off in text, so he wouldn't have to deal with her trying to figure this one out.
...Am I supposed to be upset that we're just friends?
Wacky Phone Day!
Date: 2024-06-19 11:01 pm (UTC)"HA! I knew you wanted to fuck! Finally tired of celibacy are you? And wait, did you say you wanted to fuck on a grave? Yeah, I could be into it. Call me. And heyyyy if your schedule is open, guess what! So are my legs!"
[Second link is to an NSFW comic.]
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Date: 2024-06-20 01:43 am (UTC)After Thor had yielded reality back to Don so he could get ready for his jaunt to Albany the next day, Don made a quick call.
"Hey, listen, ignore a weird message you might have gotten earlier about not having sex with me. I'm totally interested, although, uh, it's gonna be a no on the raccoons. But yes on the ropes."